poem

you get an award for that

for doing that, you get an award

we decided to award you this award for your great work

get your information correct,

or we will not award you

we cannot hear you

you do not get an award 

for being hard to hear

Yes, yes that gold patch

fixes up your work nicely

Yes, this is something that we can all agree upon

We can all aspire to this standard

but please speak up

remember, we call pull the strings from that handiwork

we have license to take your license

Yes,

yes we do